darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

tyleroakley:

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried ‘bout Amanda Bynes.

(Source: sorryr)

(Source: wrappedwordlessly)

The not-so-complicated relationship between Robert Downey Jr. and caffeine.

“It’s Friday evening, and we’re all in a side room at a restaurant in Santa Monica … And every few minutes the (box-office) estimates go up … And I’m going crazy because I’ve had 25 Cokes and three cappuccinos.” (x)

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

aira-shii:

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

(Source: winterfel)

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

lasersinthejunglesomewhere:

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

i thought that said “you are the furniture”

radicrystal:

ahahahahaha

cespur:

bearcats

based-on-fiction:

I choose to believe this is the truth. 

frickyeah1990s:

Bring in the dancing lobsters

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome)

(Source: steppfred)

(Source: madeleineishere)